Is Portland Timbers playing haramball?
Portland, MLS · United States · Founded 2009
Portland Timbers play in the MLS (United States). The haramball court is open: vote on whether they are serving the worst football of the week — cynical time-wasting, parking the bus, or pure anti-football — and see how they rank against 1860+ other clubs worldwide.
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Vote against Portland Timbers ⚖Is Portland Timbers guilty of haramball?
Portland Timbers, based in Portland, founded in 2009, compete in the MLS, United States's top flight, in North & Central America (CONCACAF). Plenty of sides get accused of haramball — the cynical, time-wasting, anti-football that drains a match of any joy. The question here is simple: does Portland Timbers belong on the charge sheet?
If you have ever searched “Portland Timbers time-wasting”, “Portland Timbers boring”, “Portland Timbers park the bus” or “is Portland Timbers anti-football”, this is where the argument gets settled. Cast your verdict above, see how Portland Timbers rank against every other club in the haramball court, and add your own case in the comments below.
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