Is Houston Dynamo FC playing haramball?
Houston, MLS · United States · Founded 2005
Houston Dynamo FC play in the MLS (United States). The haramball court is open: vote on whether they are serving the worst football of the week — cynical time-wasting, parking the bus, or pure anti-football — and see how they rank against 1860+ other clubs worldwide.
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Vote against Houston Dynamo FC ⚖Is Houston Dynamo FC guilty of haramball?
Houston Dynamo FC, based in Houston, founded in 2005, compete in the MLS, United States's top flight, in North & Central America (CONCACAF). Plenty of sides get accused of haramball — the cynical, time-wasting, anti-football that drains a match of any joy. The question here is simple: does Houston Dynamo FC belong on the charge sheet?
If you have ever searched “Houston Dynamo FC time-wasting”, “Houston Dynamo FC boring”, “Houston Dynamo FC park the bus” or “is Houston Dynamo FC anti-football”, this is where the argument gets settled. Cast your verdict above, see how Houston Dynamo FC rank against every other club in the haramball court, and add your own case in the comments below.
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