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Is Portadown playing haramball?

Portadown, NIFL Premiership · Northern Ireland

Portadown play in the NIFL Premiership (Northern Ireland). The haramball court is open: vote on whether they are serving the worst football of the week — cynical time-wasting, parking the bus, or pure anti-football — and see how they rank against 1860+ other clubs worldwide.

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Is Portadown guilty of haramball?

Portadown, based in Portadown, compete in the NIFL Premiership, Northern Ireland's top flight, in Europe (UEFA). Plenty of sides get accused of haramball — the cynical, time-wasting, anti-football that drains a match of any joy. The question here is simple: does Portadown belong on the charge sheet?

If you have ever searched “Portadown time-wasting”, “Portadown boring”, “Portadown park the bus” or “is Portadown anti-football”, this is where the argument gets settled. Cast your verdict above, see how Portadown rank against every other club in the haramball court, and add your own case in the comments below.

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