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Is Birkenhead United playing haramball?

Auckland, New Zealand National League · New Zealand

Birkenhead United play in the New Zealand National League (New Zealand). The haramball court is open: vote on whether they are serving the worst football of the week — cynical time-wasting, parking the bus, or pure anti-football — and see how they rank against 1860+ other clubs worldwide.

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Is Birkenhead United guilty of haramball?

Birkenhead United, based in Auckland, compete in the New Zealand National League, New Zealand's top flight, in Oceania (OFC). Plenty of sides get accused of haramball — the cynical, time-wasting, anti-football that drains a match of any joy. The question here is simple: does Birkenhead United belong on the charge sheet?

If you have ever searched “Birkenhead United time-wasting”, “Birkenhead United boring”, “Birkenhead United park the bus” or “is Birkenhead United anti-football”, this is where the argument gets settled. Cast your verdict above, see how Birkenhead United rank against every other club in the haramball court, and add your own case in the comments below.

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