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Is New Zealand playing haramball?

Oceania (OFC)

The haramball court is open on New Zealand. Vote on whether the national team is serving the worst football — cynical time-wasting, parking the bus, or pure anti-football — and see how they rank against every other FIFA nation.

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One country vote per day. Pick a reason — time-wasting, diving, parking the bus — or just cast your verdict.

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Is New Zealand guilty of haramball?

The New Zealand national team competes in Oceania (OFC). International football has its own brand of haramball — time-wasting, parking the bus, cynical fouling and goalless grinds, never more visible than at a major tournament. The question here is simple: is New Zealand guilty?

If you have ever searched “New Zealand time-wasting”, “New Zealand boring”, “New Zealand defensive” or “is New Zealand anti-football”, settle it here. Cast your verdict above, see how New Zealand rank against every FIFA nation in the haramball court, and add your own case in the comments below.

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